Iced Coffee & Delusion Unisex Hoodie

Is it a healthy coping mechanism? No. Is it cozy? Absolutely. This hoodie is for the elite class of humans who survive exclusively on $7 iced lattes and the sheer audacity of believing everything will work out fine. It’s soft, it’s oversized, and it’s the perfect camouflage for when you’re vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear. Put it on, grab your straw, and let the delusion carry you through the day.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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