Social Battery: Dead On Arrival Graphic Unisex t-shirt
Description
Social Battery: Dead On Arrival
For when your "out and about" energy didn't even make it past the front door. Featuring a hauntingly cool, lo-fi aesthetic, this graphic tee is the ultimate uniform for the chronically overstimulated. The design showcases a glitchy, ethereal figure paired with the bold "Dead On Arrival" warning—a relatable nod to those days when your social capacity is at $0\%$.
Whether you're dodging plans or just making a silent statement at the grocery store, this shirt offers:
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The Perfect Vibe: A dark, moody palette that fits seamlessly into any "Dark Mode" wardrobe.
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Cloud-Like Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that broken-in feel you love.
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Flattering Fit: A unisex cut that looks just as good oversized as it does tucked into your favorite pair of worn-out jeans.
Don't just run out of energy—do it in style.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |