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Social Battery: Dead On Arrival Graphic Unisex t-shirt

Vintage Black / XS
$15.00 USD
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Social Battery: Dead On Arrival Graphic Unisex t-shirt

$15.00 USD
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Social Battery: Dead On Arrival

For when your "out and about" energy didn't even make it past the front door. Featuring a hauntingly cool, lo-fi aesthetic, this graphic tee is the ultimate uniform for the chronically overstimulated. The design showcases a glitchy, ethereal figure paired with the bold "Dead On Arrival" warning—a relatable nod to those days when your social capacity is at $0\%$.

Whether you're dodging plans or just making a silent statement at the grocery store, this shirt offers:

  • The Perfect Vibe: A dark, moody palette that fits seamlessly into any "Dark Mode" wardrobe.

  • Cloud-Like Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that broken-in feel you love.

  • Flattering Fit: A unisex cut that looks just as good oversized as it does tucked into your favorite pair of worn-out jeans.

Don't just run out of energy—do it in style.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

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